Friday, June 16, 2006

Around the neighborhood

I have a neighbor that's a FREAK about her lawn. She does maintainance on it at least 3 times a week. Part of her regimen includes trimming the grass that borders the sidewalk and driveway. with scissors. by hand. so that it's perfectly rounded. in her bra. In fact, she does all of her lawn maintainance in her bra. No, it's not a bikini top. I've had 3 years of sneaking peaks to confirm that it is in fact, foundation wear and not swim wear. We've become accustomed to it and have even learned to be comfortable with greeting her when we are on a walk and she's in her underwear, although conversations have proven to be much more difficult to muster up.

Yesterday was the day she needed to mow her lawn into perfectly straight lines, and let me tell you, nothing in the world could come between her and her lawn mower and her bra. Not even even if it meant her putting on a show for the 10 guys that were putting a new roof on my house. The crew leader promised me the work would be finished by 4 or 5 pm. They finished up around 6 or 6:30. Thanks a lot Bra Lady!

4 comments:

Lunatic Biker said...

Let's hope for hot weather in August.

E. Michelle said...

that is just... wrong!

Lizzie W. said...
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Lizzie W. said...

On so many levels...